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    30 Most Hilarious Quotes & Facts About Women - GUYS isn't It TRUE πŸ˜‚

    There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
    - Will Rogers

    Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts
    is to make men stupid.
    - Dave Barry

    The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what
    it's like to be right all the time.
    - Brian @JustASmirk

    Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell us how
    wonderful we are.
    - Arnold H. Glasow

    Women are like diesel engines. And what I mean by that is it may take
    a little while to get 'em warmed up, but once you do, they can run a
    long, long time. Whereas, men, on the other hand, men are more like
    bottle rockets.
    - Jeff Foxworthy

    Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in
    the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone.
    - Daphne du Maurier

    Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical,
    illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof.
    - Harry Haenigsen

    The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book,
    your library card has expired.
    - Milton Berle



    When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just
    enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go.
    - Mike Vanatta

    A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes
    nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
    - Joan Rivers

    The secret to winning an argument with a woman: They have to be dead.
    -John Betz, Jr.

    Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
    - Mae West

    All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be.
    - Tennessee Williams

    To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
    - Zsa Zsa Gabor

    America is a land where men govern, but women rule.
    - John Mason Brown

    There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
    arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
    380SL convertible.
    - P. J. O'Rourke

    There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
    - Chris Rock

    Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed
    him they do not like him.
    - Marlene Dietrich

    I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce.
    - Margaret Mead

    Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
    - Groucho Marx
    There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
    - Camille Paglia

    If a woman watches a movie alone, who answers all of her questions?
    - Rock @TheMichaelRock

    What counts is not how many animals were killed to make the fur, but
    how many animals the woman had to sleep with to get the fur.
    - Angela LaGreca

    I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
    - Jay London

    God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a
    loudspeaker.
    - Anonymous

    The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
    - Zsa Zsa Gabor

    Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
    - Benny Hill

    If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't
    have a headache and sex at the same time?
    - Billy Connolly

    All men are convinced that all women suffer from
    Attention-To-Their-Appearance Deficit Disorder.
    - Anonymous

    Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists
    principally in dealing with men.
    - Joseph Conrad

    Women should be obscene and not heard.
    - Groucho Marx

    Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.
    - Don Herold

    A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
    - Gloria Steinem

    Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
    as good. Luckily this is not difficult.
    - Charlotte Whitton

    The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is "Notice anything
    different?"
    - Mike Vanatta

    In a perfect world, all of a woman's issues could be fixed with WD-40
    and duct tape.
    - Jason Love

    Mennicillin is a new drug for women that increases resistance to
    timeworn but effective lines, like "You make me want to be a better
    person."
    - (Author Unknown)

    I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the
    single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.
    - Dave Barry

    To judge from the covers of countless women's magazines,the two topics
    most interesting to women are (1) Why men are all disgusting pigs, and
    (2) How to attract men.
    - Dave Barry

    Women are definitely more interested in muscles than a sense of humor.
    You will never hear a woman say, "I wish Brad Pitt would put his shirt
    back on and tell some jokes."
    - Dave Barry

    If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be - I
    sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a
    military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there
    would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards
    with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon (which would
    be salads, with the dressing on the side).
    - Dave Barry

    Some women (and here I'm referring to my wife) can share as many as
    three days' worth of feelings about an event that took eight seconds
    to actually happen.
    - Dave Barry

    From what I understand about the female experience, the period should
    be called something more drastic, like the exclamation point.
    - Ruminations.com

    My last girlfriend had a memory so good she could remember things that
    never happened.
    - Greg Tamblyn

    On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
    - H.L. Mencken

    Women aren't confusing. They're a Sudoku-Jenga-puzzle surrounded by
    Rubix cubes strapped to a terrorist screaming at you in another
    language
    - Mike Vanatta

    Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into
    two major categories: (1) Not Enough. (2) Too much.
    - Ann Landers



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